Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.
oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:
OMG YES
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Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
8oo:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
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I don’t care if it’s an Audi commercial. This Zachary Quinto/Leonard Nimoy video is too funny not to watch. SPOCKS!
THIS IS GREAT! OMG, THE END!!! XD
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In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
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Aziz Ansari on ‘Conan’
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