So I managed to kill Ralof in Helgen somehow? I think my game glitches out because I punched him to death and he DIED. Goddamn it Miraak I should have never made you.
Except his dialogue is still triggered as I go through Helgen so yeah now I have the ghost of Ralof wandering around bitching about dragons an imperial RALOF YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW
LIKE BEING DEAD
okay you really need to save this savefile. And like. See how far you can get before that winds up being game-breaking.
Because I have all sorts of HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF RALOF OF RIVERWOOD headcanon now.
I have GOT to see this shit.
so Hellenic polytheists are my family and I alternate between hating them and loving them but I always come back to them because they’re my people
and Roman polytheists are my brothers from a different mother because they’re not Hellenic but so closely related everyone assumes we’re the same dudes
and Kemetics are the freakishly intelligent people I wanted to cheat off of in school but knew I could never actually pass off their shit as my work so instead I sit over here staring at them like “you know there’s something wrong with brains that big right? I don’t know what, but it ain’t natural.”
and Heathens/Norse polytheists/Asatruars/etc are the edgy cool cliquey kids with all the inside jokes and slang that I’d want to hang out with and be friends with if only I could figure out what the fuck they’re saying
and Celtic polytheists are the fashionable kids I know fucking nothing about because all I see is a bunch of Wiccan kids copying their look so it’s hard to even find them in the shuffle because they’re basically going around going “no people leave me alone stop following me you’re weird”
and the Sumerian polytheists are the foreign exchange students from a country I studied for a week in middle school so I know just enough about them to casually pretend to know what the fuck they’re talking about when really I have no clue
and then there’s the Canaanite polytheists. Who are, like, transfer students from the fancy private school with all the special elective classes like woodcarving and British Poetry and Advanced Violin. So they’re all “well of course EVERYONE knows about JKSUKFJKSAHJDH” and I’m just like “I can’t tell whether I’m an idiot or you’re just openly making shit up to mess with me” and then they’re all “You mean to say you don’t even have JKFJSFDKFJSJKFG in your school? MY school had HSDHGJJSHJHJKDSJ.”
You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural. Is not bad.
Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.