The Truth Between
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
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8oo:
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
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So I managed to kill Ralof in Helgen somehow? I think my game glitches out because I punched him to death and he DIED. Goddamn it Miraak I should have never made you.
Except his dialogue is still triggered as I go through Helgen so yeah now I have the ghost of Ralof wandering around bitching about dragons an imperial RALOF YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW
LIKE BEING DEAD
okay you really need to save this savefile. And like. See how far you can get before that winds up being game-breaking.
Because I have all sorts of HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF RALOF OF RIVERWOOD headcanon now.
I have GOT to see this shit.
so Hellenic polytheists are my family and I alternate between hating them and loving them but I always come back to them because they’re my people
and Roman polytheists are my brothers from a different mother because they’re not Hellenic but so closely related everyone assumes we’re the same dudes
and Kemetics are the freakishly intelligent people I wanted to cheat off of in school but knew I could never actually pass off their shit as my work so instead I sit over here staring at them like “you know there’s something wrong with brains that big right? I don’t know what, but it ain’t natural.”
and Heathens/Norse polytheists/Asatruars/etc are the edgy cool cliquey kids with all the inside jokes and slang that I’d want to hang out with and be friends with if only I could figure out what the fuck they’re saying
and Celtic polytheists are the fashionable kids I know fucking nothing about because all I see is a bunch of Wiccan kids copying their look so it’s hard to even find them in the shuffle because they’re basically going around going “no people leave me alone stop following me you’re weird”
and the Sumerian polytheists are the foreign exchange students from a country I studied for a week in middle school so I know just enough about them to casually pretend to know what the fuck they’re talking about when really I have no clue
and then there’s the Canaanite polytheists. Who are, like, transfer students from the fancy private school with all the special elective classes like woodcarving and British Poetry and Advanced Violin. So they’re all “well of course EVERYONE knows about JKSUKFJKSAHJDH” and I’m just like “I can’t tell whether I’m an idiot or you’re just openly making shit up to mess with me” and then they’re all “You mean to say you don’t even have JKFJSFDKFJSJKFG in your school? MY school had HSDHGJJSHJHJKDSJ.”
i loled.
lxii:
THIS IS THE CUTEST TRASH CAN I HAVE EVER SEEN
OMG WHAT DID I JUST SEE THAT WAS ADORABLE
dude got some advice from a trashcan
Can I just have the job of voicing this trash can?
DSKJLFKJLDKDJSLKJ
I WANT THIS TRASHCAN IN MY LIFE
someone make a cartoon of this show right now please now NOW
I remember when I saw this at Disneyworld omfg auoadhoushduas
DID THAT FUCKING TRASH CAN. JUST HELP A GUY TO PROPOSE?
every one needs this trash can in their life
i don’t reblog vids but that was fuckin amazing baha i loved it!!
That is adorable. Disneyland needs PUSH.
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we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever
please disregard my shitty editing skillsno listen this is actually really amazing because this is a real thing. i think this counts as a pidgin language. a pidgin language is basically a changed, simplified version of a language. you can change the spellings of words, pronunciation, grammar rules, or even make up new words. i think. i’d have to research it a bit more to be sure but i’m 90% sure this is right. if its not a pidgin language, then its a lingua franca but thats more used for trade and stuff like that. but still a new language. so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Destiel PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language. Another characteristic is that it is frequently changing. tumblr goes through many trends with how we talk. if i remember correctly, when i first made an account about two years ago, talking like this wasn’t quite as common. also, that thing of suddenly capitalizing your sentence is fairly recent. you know, when people go “the new epISODE IS TOMORROW”. Like one of the people up there said, all of this is awesome because how else do you easily show emotion and tone over the internet? we’ve even made a whole sense of humour that most people here share in. There’s so much more that I could talk about with this, but i’m tired and i may be entirely wrong about everything. but yes. people on the fandom side of tumblr who speak like this are speaking a new language
It’s more amazing when you think that the new language was developed almost exclusively through indirect communication.
Man I wish I still had linguisitics classes because I am sure this totally counts as a pidgin language…
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Beckett : “CAAAAASSSTLLLEEE !!!!”
“Beckett Hang on !”
Beckett : “CASTLEEE !!!
LMAO omg!
Cat Beckett
Beckatt
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You know what?
I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.
Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.
I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.
Not natural. Is not bad.
Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.
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