lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change
courage to continue to watch the show
and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom
amen
(via lespetitesmortsde)
At this point I feel like I’ve watched so much Criminal Minds that I could murder a bunch of people and make it look like a narcissistic middle aged man with a limp.
(via ssaalexblake)
when people reblog your stuff and put compliments in the tags yes those are the best kinds of people
(via ssaalexblake)
[AUTHOR SHOUTS YOU OUT IN THEIR FIC (Fanfic Flamingo) FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY]
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
(via lespetitesmortsde)
hundred and hundreds of AUs
thousands actually
MILLIONS
Do you even know how many lives I’ve lived
(via lespetitesmortsde)
I didn’t choose the fandom life,
the fandom life grabbed and chloroformed me on the way from school and dragged my unconscious body to it’s basement.
(via lespetitesmortsde)