The Truth Between

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:28:08 -0700

fuckyeahncisgifs: They’re able to see the pain in each other...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:15 -0700

They’re able to see the pain in each other and read each other really well. There’s a lost child who finds all the things that she looks for in a father, somebody who cares but is still stern and powerful and commands attention. - Cote de Pablo

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Tue, 21 May 2013 21:23:32 -0700

compassionforweakness: I actually loved this moment, because I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:18 -0700

compassionforweakness:

I actually loved this moment, because I didn’t see this as Steve being incompetent and completely unaware of what was going on. This, I felt, was Steve being extremely sassy. “It seems to run on some form of electricity,” he says, with a huff of a sigh and a smile. What he means is, “Of fucking course I don’t know what this shit means, I’ve never been exposed to this, are you serious right now” and that is not because he’s stupid or inept. Actually, Steve adapts very, very well and very quickly to new technology, evidenced in the Avengers with the ease and familiarity that he navigates his tablet with, but also in Captain America, where he takes everything Howard gives him (modified, highly advanced Hydra weapons) and uses them to full capacity.

It’s just that Steve’s never seen the inside of a control panel like this, so there’s no way in hell he’d know what to do with it, and he’s pointing that out to Tony with his dry sense of humor. And I think Tony gets it, because he doesn’t get angry or snark back at him; he returns with “Well, you’re not wrong” and a lopsided smile, which I read as his “duh, what was I thinking” moment.

I just have a lot of feelings about Steve and his sass and his dry sense of humor, and now I will crawl away to have feelings elsewhere.

killerbeckett: breathlifein: “We had a fight,ok?” #i really...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:18:45 -0700

killerbeckett:

breathlifein:

“We had a fight,ok?”

#i really enjoyed the whole ep but this was my very favorite #god this just means so so many things #she literally dumps the coffee out between to sinks #it splatters and makes a mess because it’s straddling the line between two different places #i just love the visual of that #because it’s beckett#she’s torn and she’s wearing herself out because she can’t make it work perfectly #she’s aiming for one but she’s holding back and she misses both#it leaves her messy and frustrated and things don’t end up how she wanted them to #i like to think this subconsciously flipped the switch for her #that she knew she couldn’t keep holding back and had to address it #because holding back made a mess #and then she resolved her choice thinking it would be a mess #but it turns out that she just might clear that divider #I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW AND EVERYTHING IT CHOOSES TO BE (x)

Kate & Jim Beckett: 2x13//5x24

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:47:07 -0700

Kate & Jim Beckett: 2x13//5x24

That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:14:14 -0700

sodamnrelatable:

WELL THIS HAPPENS TO ME A LOT.

sorou: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:43:33 -0700

sorou:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

i don’t like this head canon

OH MY GOD

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:09:36 -0700

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

ragewang: uncomfortableconfusion: The cutest kitten gifs ever...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:37:18 -0700

ragewang:

uncomfortableconfusion:

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

do not do this to my frail and mortal being

So whatever happens, whatever you decide….

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:05:02 -0700

So whatever happens, whatever you decide….

thewriterinthebatcave: watchtheskytonight: musicalpandas: gain...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:32:44 -0700

thewriterinthebatcave:

watchtheskytonight:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

You aim marginally for the chest and chin area, and the head is large enough to knock down part of the arms, because the underpart of your arms [below the biceps, possibly known as the triceps?] is extremely pain sensitive [go ahead and pinch it right now to feel it, but not too hard.]. After that you’ve basically successfully knocked out their arm usage…it’s messy, but it works.

As a martial artist and self defence teacher from time to time, I’ve been asked many times if headbutting someone is an effective way to defend yourself. The answer is: it depends. It depends on you, on you attacker, where you are, how tall you are, how tall the attacker is, but I never advise people to headbutt attackers. Most of all, because you can end up hitting a hard spot and get hurt yourself, doing not so much damage therefor hindering your possibilities to practically defend yourself in a dangerous situation. When the attack is performed as a straight forward style, like portrayed in the picture above, I’d rather more with a punch to the nose, or a strong blow with the heel of your hand, always to the nose. The nose is a very sensitive area, even the slightiest manipulation can cause an automatic response that makes the attacker cry. This will cause the attacker to stagger, giving you the chance to hit the groin or the stomach area (both very sensitive) with a punch or a knee. I would advise to put your hands on the neck of your attacker and pull him/her down, to double the force of the impact. Also, one good thing that some people forget to tell when talking about self defence, is a basic rule of fighting: try to find a good place to grab the attacker and pull, hard. Like pulling hair, ears, beards… everything that comes at hand, pull hard enough someone’s ear, and you may cause enough damage to make them back off from any fight.

The rest of the picture looks good to me: hit sensitive area with strong parts of your body. Avoid punches to hard points, like cheekbones, chins, ribcages and stuff, aim from soft: crotch, stomach, liver, kidneys, the hollow of the throat (even pushing a single finger down there, where clavicles meet, is really painful, try on yourself) eyes (poke a finger in the attacker’s eye and such things). Toes and knees are generally weak spots, most of all if you hit the knee on the inner side of the leg.

If the attack starts from behind and the attacker already has his or her hands and arms around you, the first thing to do is relax. That way, you’ll keep breathing fine and sooner or later the attacker will get tired and the hold will get loose. Also, a good thing to do when the lock is performed around the chest is to let your body fall down, as if your legs gave out. The sudden change of weight distribution will stagger the attacker, because the brain can work on a certain number of stimuli and a sudden change can mess up with the inputs it sends out. That way, if the attacker lets go of you, you can stomp on his toes and run away or, in alternative, grab one of the ankles and push with all your weight on one of the legs. That way you’ll put all your weight on his or her knee, and he’ll probably fall down, both because he’ll lose his stance and because it’s painful.

If the attacker has his hands around your neck, the same technique applies. Fall down and he’ll lose his hold. If he’s got only one arm around your neck, the greatest way to get out is to hit him in the stomach with your elbow or with the side of your hand in the crotch area (valid for both men and women), then with an exagerated movement of your upper body, turn around in the direction of his hand. That means: if the attacker has his right arm around your neck, you need to turn around counterlockwise. If he has his left arm around your neck, you need to turn around clockwise, thus breaking his strenght. Once you’re out of the attacker grasp, either run away as fast as you can or hit him, trying to apply any self defense technique you learned then run away. First rule of self defence: RUN THE FUCK AWAY!

pretzel-swirl: meow-fuck: If you were having a bad day, here...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:01:22 -0700

pretzel-swirl:

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:28:06 -0700

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:56:09 -0700

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change courage to continue to watch...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:23:32 -0700

lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change

courage to continue to watch the show

and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom

amen

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:51:10 -0700

alasborricadas: Skyrim FTW.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:19:24 -0700

alasborricadas:

Skyrim FTW.

writingonthecastlewalls: And we, fellow fans, tip our hat to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:46:39 -0700

writingonthecastlewalls:

And we, fellow fans, tip our hat to you…

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:14:21 -0700

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot